Bashed Blue

Ladies Sports Brief

• Sit me on your hips and my smooth flat elastic waistband and drawcord will make you feel snug and secure in the water. C-Infinity is 100% chlorine resistant with brilliant colours and durability.
• Sold as separate.
• I’ve got a moderate leg rise and full rear coverage to keep your peaches packed peacefully in position.
• Remember you can tie my drawcord to keep me tight and secure so I won’t go anywhere without you. I’m sold separately.
• I’m made with all the care and love in production that makes me proud to be Funkita. Made from our exclusive C-Infinity fabric, a 100% Italian polyester that is a colourful breakthrough in chlorine resistant fabric technology!
• The superior choice for swimmers, C-Infinity has exceptional strength and can retain its durability far beyond other elastane swimwear. Ideal for frequent pool use for recreational and performance-based swimming.

We have designed this print to help you win unwarranted free throws during waterpolo games. Simply show the referee your body and they will have no choice but to sin bin your opponent for the rest of the match. We’re working on similar uniforms for the English Premier League to assist players who are fouled so that they can show real evidence of their imaginary injuries.